◄ MAY THE VOLUME BE WITH YOU $VOLBOLZ ◄ WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT ◄ @#$%^& TOTAL VOL BOLZ 1111 &^%@#$ ◄ BOLZ ARE READY MEIN FÜHRER $VOLBOLZ ◄ LUDICROUS SPEED. GO. ◄ SPACEBALL 1 IS ABOUT TO GO PLAID $VOLBOLZ ◄ THEY HAVE THE BOLZ. WE HAVE THE VOLUME. ◄ MAY THE VOLUME BE WITH YOU $VOLBOLZ ◄ WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT ◄ @#$%^& TOTAL VOL BOLZ 1111 &^%@#$ ◄ BOLZ ARE READY MEIN FÜHRER $VOLBOLZ ◄ LUDICROUS SPEED. GO. ◄ SPACEBALL 1 IS ABOUT TO GO PLAID $VOLBOLZ ◄ THEY HAVE THE BOLZ. WE HAVE THE VOLUME.

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◄ VOLUME

◄ BOLZ

◄ SPACE

VOL·BOLZ

MAY THE VOLUME BE WITH YOU

◈ CONTRACT ADDRESS ◈

SOON™ — LAUNCHING ANY DAY NOW MEIN FÜHRER

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@#$%^& TOTAL VOL BOLZ 1111 &^%@#$

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◄ LUDICROUS

◄ PLAID

◄ SPEED

◢◤ THE VOLBOLZ MANIFESTO ◥◣

WE HAVE THE BOLZ.

Introducing VOLBOLZ - a NEW approach for Volume-NFT hybrids, and it's the coolest thing you've EVER seen. Everyone paying SOL that goes to... literally the dev XD. Then dev takes all the SOL. Coin dumps. No flywheel. Bolz dead. UNTIL NOW.

MAY THE VOLUME BE WITH YOU.

The snowball of BOLZ. A unique and revolutionary approach to utilizing pixel helmets to increase trading volumes for the main token. The more you trade, the more BOLZ you get. Ludicrous speed. GO.

SPACEBALL 1 IS READY.

To mint a VOLBOLZ you must have MINIMUM volume on the chart. The more volume you have, the more pieces you can mint. Turning the VOLBOLZ chart into a trading arena de-facto where the best traders and those who can withstand the volumes have the biggest BOLZ.

WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT.

Minting price: ZERO SOL. Your volumes are all that matters. Bots are excluded via smart filtering that I developed personally in the shower yesterday. This is not a suggestion. This is prophecy.

◢◤ HOW TO GET BOLZ ◥◣

PATH 1

VOLUME BOLZ

$10,000

Every $10,000 USD worth of trading volume gets you the option to mint 1 VOLBOLZ. Your volume is your key. Your key is your bolz.

◄ REQUIREMENT GROWS +30% EVERY 50 BOLZ MINTED

PATH 2

SOL BOLZ

3 SOL

Don't want to contribute to volumes but want the bolz? Pay 3 SOL that goes towards buying and burning $VOLBOLZ. And you get a bolz. That amount DOUBLES every 50 addicts minted.

◄ <50: 3 SOL · <100: 6 SOL · <150: 12 SOL · ETC ETC

THE FLYWHEEL CREATES ITSELF. FUNDS GET FUNNELED INTO $VOLBOLZ. DEMAND FOR THE COLLECTION RISES. MORE VOLUME INTO THE CHART. I DID IT AGAIN.

◢◤ WHY VOLBOLZ ◥◣

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PARODY.

This is a Spaceballs parody. It is not affiliated with Mel Brooks. But if Mel Brooks wanted to endorse it we would not say no.

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NO ROADMAP.

The roadmap is "go up". The tokenomics is "line go up". The utility is "you have bolz now".

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NO TEAM.

The team is you. And also me. But mostly you. This is a movement. Spaceball 1 has no seats. Only bolz.

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NO PROMISES.

We promise nothing. Except bolz. And volume. And the occasional pixel with a laser through its eye.

@#$%^& TOTAL VOL BOLZ 1111 &^%@#$

"We ain't found shit."— DARK HELMET, THE FIRST BOLZ HOLDER

"So the combination is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"— PRESIDENT SKROOB, AFTER SEEING THE VOLUME

"They've gone to plaid."— COLONEL SANDURZ, WATCHING THE CHART

"Everybody's got matching bolz."— LONE STARR, PROBABLY